Product review- Nalone Ian

Bullet vibrators are a dime a dozen.  They’re so ubiquitous that it’s challenging to find a vibrating bullet that stands out from the sea of unimpressive competitors.  Bullet vibes tend to be cheap and buzzy, intended to be tossed into a pocket or handbag for an on-the-go thrill.  I’ve had more than my fair share of disappointing bullets fired in my direction.  So when the fine folk at Aphrodite’s Pleasure sent me the Nalone Ian I was skeptical whether this humble bullet had enough bang to knock my socks off.

The entire shaft of the toy is covered in a luxurious, buttery silicone and it has a lace texture pattern.  This ribbed texture not only feels lovely when rubbed against the skin, but it gives the toy a little extra grip.  A lot of bullets are entirely smooth, and when you combine a slick texture, a little lube, a small surface area and vibration, it’s a recipe for frustration.  I’ve lost many an orgasm to a lube-coated bullet vibe slipping from between my fingers like a buzzing bar of soap.  Ian’s textured shaft solves this issue, making it a breeze to control and direct the vibrations exactly where you want them.

 

At only 11.3 centimeters long, Ian is compact and discreet.  One might look at the diminutive size and assume that this toy won’t pack a punch….and you’d be dead wrong.  The vibrations are shockingly strong for such a tiny toy.  Rumbling and satisfying, Ian’s vibrations make up for every shitty bullet vibe I’ve endured in the past.  For all the power it puts out, Ian is surprisingly quiet.

Ian boasts 20 modes of vibration: 3 solid vibrations of increasing speeds and then 17 patterns.  I’m usually very dismissive of vibrator patterns, preferring to start on the “low” setting and working my way up to “high” as I approach climax.  In most cases, I find the patterns annoying and not stimulating enough.  I usually feel frustrated when I test out vibrator patterns because they tend to be either too soft, or have too many pauses.  Patterns that stop and start are the surest way to piss off my clitoris.  But Ian actually has several patterns that I not only love, but have started using on the regular during my solo playtime.  While there are a couple of light, fluttery patterns, most of them are really bold, with strong vibration and undulating variation.  This gentle wave effect, rather than a dramatic on-off pattern, feels incredible when paired with the power of this motor.  And with so many modes to choose from, even the most avid pattern-haters might just find one that works for them.

 

An issue that many people tend to have with bullet vibrators is that they can be a little numbing.  If you do find one that’s powerful enough to be of use, often the vibrations can make your fingers go numb after a little while.  I noticed that while Ian was a little numbing (especially on the highest settings) it was less so than other bullets I’ve tried.  I put this down to the fact that Ian is shaped like a torpedo, with a wide tip, narrowing down to a slender shaft.  The motor is in the wider end, so the vibrations are really concentrated at that end. While you still get some vibration in the shaft, it’s not nearly as strong which makes it comfortable to hold for longer periods.

I do have a couple of small issues with Ian. The first is that on the box, Nalone claims that Ian’s “net skirt” texture is to “stimulate your g-spot”.  I’ve only used this toy internally a couple of times, and it’s underwhelming when used this way.  It isn’t long enough or curved to reach my g-spot, and I’d suggest that most people would struggle to use this as a g-spot toy.  It’s an absolutely stellar external vibrator, but if you’re looking for an internal vibe Ian probably isn’t for you.

The one thing that I’d change about Ian is the control button.  Ian operates with a single push-button, located on the base of the bullet.  The button is….temperamental.  You have to hold it down quite  hard for a few seconds to switch the toy on.  It often takes me a few tries to turn it on, and I’ve had a couple of times when I thought it had gone flat.  To cycle through the modes, you have to press the button very firmly, and to switch the toy off you have to hold it down for several seconds.  It’s usually a struggle to switch the toy off, which is a mood-killer after an epic orgasm.  On the plus side, it’s very difficult to accidentally switch the settings during play.

 

Ian is like a life-preserver in a sea of underwhelming bullet vibrators.  It’s powerful, quiet, discreet and well-designed.  The buttery-soft silicone is reminiscent of a luxury sex toy, but Ian has a bargain price tag.  It’s a great toy for solo play, and it’s also awesome to use with a partner.  I’d highly recommend the Nalone Ian to anyone who wants a travel-sized vibrator that’s powerful enough to make their toes curl.

 

 

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