Ok, so it’s been a couple of weeks since we discussed choosing the right picture for your online dating profile. Now I think it’s about time we had a chat about picking out a profile name that will work for you.
It might seem like a small thing, but your profile name can actually have a big impact on who clicks on your dating profile. Choosing the wrong name could mean driving away potential matches. So how should you go about picking a user name? Here’s my top tips.
Don’t go with a generic moniker
Your name should be interesting enough to draw in a potential match. It doesn’t have to be entirely original or covered in metaphorical stardust but it should be the tiniest bit clever or witty. I get so turned off by people who choose the generic computer-suggested user names. I am very unlikely to click on a profile named “Your name-in-a-box” or “Such-and-such-taco”. These are the names that OK Cupid throws out when your preferred user name is taken. To me, that just seems too dull and I wonder if you put any thought at all into creating your profile. Trust me, a little bit of wit and originality will go a long way.
Avoid names that scream “I’m a douchebag”
There are certain phrases that induce an automatic eye-roll when I read them in a dating profile. And when those phrases pop up in someone’s user name, I’m instantly running for the hills. The chief phrase is the dreaded, “But I’m a nice guy”. In my experience, Nice Guys don’t need to constantly tell you how nice they are. Generally the ones who constantly harp about what a “nice guy” they are tend to be the same dudes who are whining about how the girls they like always “friendzone” them. Don’t be that guy. Using the phrase “Nice Guy” in your profile name will get you nowhere with me. I’ve seen dudes who call themselves things like “Justaniceguy” or even once “Ipromiseimnice”. To me these just read as a bit creepy and desperate. If you want your profile to have a chance of being read by a woman worth her salt, don’t use douchey phrasing in your profile name.
Unless you’re looking for casual sex, avoid sexual terms and euphemisms.
I should point out that there is nothing wrong with seeking out casual sex. If that’s what you’re after, then I don’t judge you for it. But when it comes to dating, that’s not what I’m looking for. So if I see a user name that is sexually explicit, I tend to skip over that profile. Using sexual terminology in your username gives the impression that you’re looking for a hook up. So if you want more than just a one night stand, I’d advise against using any sexy lingo in your profile name.
Jokes and geeky references will get you everywhere
Do you want to know a secret? I love to laugh. (OK, that’s not a secret. But it’s the truth). And I’m a massive geek. So if I see a user name that gives me the giggles, or alludes to one of my favourite fandoms, I’m going to give it a click. In those cases, I want to get to know a bit more about the clever-trousers who thought up the hilarious profile name. If you are a bit of a geek, it definitely pays to use a funny or pun-tastic user name. Not only will it attract like-minded people, but it will draw in more potential matches than if you just used some generic user name. It doesn’t have to be super sophisticated, just silly or witty enough to generate a giggle in your future sweetheart. Some great user names I’ve seen include: Mr Snrub, George Glass and Duke Silver, just to name a select few.
Should you use your real name?
This is a bit of a sticky topic. On the one hand, using your real name means that you don’t have to think up a witty nickname. However it does leave you open to unwanted familiarity. It’s entirely up to you, but I’d suggest keeping your real name to yourself, at least at the beginning. Then when you’ve chatted to someone for a bit you can reveal your true identity if you feel comfortable doing so. It’s entirely up to you, but I’d be wary about using your real name as your user name.
Do you have anything to add? What are some of your pet peeves and greatest draws when it comes to dating profile usernames.