Look over there!  At the reception desk!  Is it a bird?  Is it a plane?  No, it’s Robo-Secretary.  Robo-secretary may not be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, but she can schedule appointments, file documents and type at a speed of 1000 words per minute.  She makes the perfect cup of filter coffee, does not require wages or bathroom breaks and will save you a fortune on heating bills.  Robo-Secretary is the perfect addition to any office.  To order your very own, head to www.robotic-employees.com

I am wearing:

– White button-down blouse (thrifted)

– Black satin dress from Target

– Black zipper leggings from Rubi

– Comic book heels from Betts

– Amethyst ring.

Seriously though, I’m not actually a robot, although this outfit makes me feel like I should be one.  I love that my website has automatically put a link to the faux website I invented.  If you follow the link, it will take you nowhere.  I have a training session at work this afternoon, so rather than wear trackies all morning and then have to change later, I thought it was simply more efficient to wear my work clothes all day.  I am feeling very productive now, and I get the impression that I am going to get a lot of work done today.