Look over there! At the reception desk! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Robo-Secretary. Robo-secretary may not be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, but she can schedule appointments, file documents and type at a speed of 1000 words per minute. She makes the perfect cup of filter coffee, does not require wages or bathroom breaks and will save you a fortune on heating bills. Robo-Secretary is the perfect addition to any office. To order your very own, head to www.robotic-employees.com
I am wearing:
– White button-down blouse (thrifted)
– Black satin dress from Target
– Black zipper leggings from Rubi
– Comic book heels from Betts
– Amethyst ring.
Seriously though, I’m not actually a robot, although this outfit makes me feel like I should be one. I love that my website has automatically put a link to the faux website I invented. If you follow the link, it will take you nowhere. I have a training session at work this afternoon, so rather than wear trackies all morning and then have to change later, I thought it was simply more efficient to wear my work clothes all day. I am feeling very productive now, and I get the impression that I am going to get a lot of work done today.